One of my favorite addictions when used in modest porportions is the bubblewrap page. Click on the bubbles below to pop them. (You're welcome.)
One of the lesser known addictions, however, is the intoxicating personhood of our new son (pictured below), but it appears that only grandmothers are yet known to be susceptible. It is indeterminate at this point if this substance is harmful for its users, but we have identified one of the latest side effects: technically it is known as "Repeatedly Re-Repetitive Speech." By way of example, one of the latest instances of this side effect goes something like this:
"There he is! Yes, there he is! I found you! There you are! I see you!"Again, the long term effects of this addiction is unknown, but we'll be sure to keep you up-to-date with any future determinations in this regard.
(Re-repeat until loss of consciousness.)
Pictured below: Paternal Grandmother
Pictured below: Maternal Grandmother

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